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13.06.2025 16:06

Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
No way
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I become mentally strong?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Why do so many people like life?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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