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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 16:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

'Whip/Nae Nae' child star pleads guilty but mentally ill, gets 30 years for cousin's death - USA Today

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

No way

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I become mentally strong?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Why do so many people like life?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Vernon Reid on Why Sly and the Family Stone Were the Greatest American Band - Rolling Stone